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Bourgeois Guy vs. Disaffected Radical Black Intellectual:
The Epic Begins
Hello
Mr. Waller,
I
just read your opinion story titled "African-Americans
can Empathize with Tourtured Iraqis" and I have
a question for you. I'm white, live near the beach, and enjoy
what many would call a "cushy" lifestyle. I tell you
this so that you understand my perspective.
I
believe that the United States creates more opportunity for more
people, and provides a better standard of living for more people,
than any other organization the world has known. Do you agree?
We more or less stole the Southwest US from Mexico, and I think
it's worked out pretty well. All you have to do is cross the border
from Tijuana into San Diego to see why I think that territory
is doing better under our management.
The United States has its problems, but name the countries that
put more wealth, freedom, and opportunity into the hands of a
higher percentage of people. Your list will include a handful
of places that feature much smaller, more homogenous societies.
Then name the countries that put more wealth, freedom, and opportunity
into the hands of more non-whites. That will also be a short list
made up of smaller, more homogeneous societies.
I thought parts of your story were valid. I think Rumsfield is
just as sorry that Abu Ghraib came to light as he is about anything
that happened there. But how can you make this statement?
I have long feared that the entire history of brutalization of
African Americans was essentially practice for the real goal of
America's ruling elite: the eventual brutalization and enslavement
of every American, and eventually of the entire human race under
a global regime of plantation-style slave labor, illiteracy, surveillance,
and bodily degradation--in short, the very state of involuntary
servitude under a peculiar institution that Black slaves endured
in the United States prior to emancipation.
Slave
labor, illiteracy, surveillance, and bodily degradation are not
the engines of wealth. The ruling elite here understand that for
them to maximize their wealth the underclass must be incentivized
and productive. There are benefits in that for the rest of us,
no matter where our ideology lies. If 100% of the Iraqis followed
Bush like sheep until he handed the country back to them they'd
also realize those benefits for a greater number of their people
than they had ever known.
If you have time to reply I'd be interested to see how you respond.
Respectfully,
Stephen Johnson
Mr. Johnson;
First
of all, my article is an articlea critical analysis in fact,
and not an "opinion story." This is an important point,
inasmuch as your letter is a critique, not a fan letter, or a
"rant" or anything other than exactly what it is. Being
clear about words and contexts are important right now in American
history. It is crucial to be clear with words. I hope that does
not sound harsh. I don't mean for it to. Literacy is my profession
because I am a teacher and a journalist. Two professions crucial
to democracy that are right now under vicious attack by the thugs
who run this countrythe ruling class. Why? So that they
can convince citizens like you that America is as you call it,
"an organization" rather than what it truly should be:
a democracy.
I'm
certain, by the tone and diction of your critique you do not belong
to that ruling class (don't let the skin color you think you see
when you look into your mirror fool you). You, my brother, are
oppressed, just as the majority of the American population is,
if for no other reason, then because you apparently have been
deprived of a true education, and have been filled with the most
mendacious propaganda about the ruling class which you think has
given you so much simply because you live on one of the rapidly
diminishing beaches still left in the wake of the rape of the
natural environment (I'd lay you odds, Mr. Johnson, that the tide
washing up onto your beach contains so many low level toxins and
pollutants that you might not think your life was all that "cushy"
someday if you should contract cancer from them).
At
any rate, your cliche argument that five hundred years of mass
murder, genocide, slavery, wage slavery, exploitation, war, rape,
chattel domination of women (even white women!) and brutality
by the ruling class, their armies, their CIA, and their corporations
are somehow a phantasm or not to be even addressed as that much
due to the sophistry that "the rulers know that the 'engine'
of wealth doesn't run well on the blood of the people" is
just too sadly naive to comment on.
You
say: "The ruling elite here understand that for them to maximize
their wealth the underclass must be incentivized and productive.
There are benefits in that for the rest of us, no matter where
our ideology lies." All I can suggest to you is that you
read Howard Zinn's "A Peoples' History of the United States."
That's a good place to begin. Try also, anything by Dr. Helen
Caldicott, founder of Physicians for Social Responsibility. Also,
the books of Edward Said, Noam Chomsky, Naomi Wolf or Angela Davis.
I
used to live in a beach environmentMiami. Beautiful weather,
I made a decent living, had a beautiful Italian American girlfriend
and lived in an exclusive community (Coral Gables) where I never
had to see any serious poverty or serious Black people if I chose
not to. Can't say that I liked Miami very much. It takes a lack
of consciousness and lack of books and newspapers to feel okay
about yourself there, even with a beautiful Italian American girlfriendthough
she sure helped.
Which,
of course, is just how it is there: no books, no consciousness,
no newspaper.
I
went to an Ivy League school (Cornell) which is how I can tell
you for sure, that the ruling class is not stupid. Just brutal.
They do not believe their own propaganda. They want you to believe
it, Mr. Johnson. You even more than me. I know I'm oppressed,
I'm Black. You, they can fool by telling you your Irish, Italian,
Jewish, Polish, and Scottish ancestors getting kicked in the ass,
indentured, exterminated, and forced into peonage for a hundred
years doesn't matter because you are no longer ethnic but "white."
Please understand that even if you are BLACK, this all still applies.
Two words: Colin Powell.
In
short, free your mind, Mr. Johnson. Your skin will follow.
Respectfully,
Ray Waller
Intelligent,
but Wrong
Certain
things within your
latest article disturb me. While I, along with you,
was thoroughly disgusted with the Nick Berg video, it seems as
if you have decided to turn this into some sort of attack at our
administration. First and foremost, you must understand that our
government did not put this man to death. Terrorists orchestrated
his death because our government refused to bow to demands of
a prisoner exchange, and rightly so. Moving on, with that same
thought in mind:
"And if you're Dick Cheney, how do you live with yourself
knowing your stock options just caused someone's kid to become
a Pez dispenser."
Cheney
is on a fixed salary from Halliburton. He gains no money whether
Halliburton makes a billion dollars this year, or loses a billion.
And all money generated by his stock goes straight to charity.
He makes no money. Terrorists cut off this man's head, not Cheney.
You need to remember this fact.
"It is an outrage that this woman should do to poor Iraqi
prisoners, in the course of performing her military duties...
The scariest thing, when you come down to it, isn't that Lynndie
England is some sort of anomalityit's that she's one of
us."
If
by one of us, you mean that she was an American, then I would
have to readily agree with you. However, if by 'one of us' you
mean that we would all act the same in her situation, then you're
sadly mistaken. Perhaps we know different Americans. But here,
where I live, the Americans I know are not in support of what
this woman did. I come from a military family, and I can tell
you with the utmost pride that not only do the average Americans
I come in contact with detest what was done in Abu Ghraib, but
so do the military personel that I regularly converse with. My
father was in the Navy, my mother was a Marine, and I myself am
in the Navy. We have nothing but the utmost contempt for what
was done to these prisoners. As do most that I know.
That
is the attitude with which we have generated. Contempt. Contempt
for what England did and contempt for all those who are also responsible.
What was done was deplorable and outright filthy, however it does
not reflect what the rest of us are like. And in that respect,
she is most certainly not 'one of us.'
I do want to say that this is not an attack on your site or you,
personally. I realize that we all have our varying opinions, however
you should be aware that your armed forces do not condone or agree
with anything that happened at the prison. There are bad apples
everywhere, and the military is no exception. You should remember,
however, that when a drop of water falls into a glass of milk,
it is still a glass of milk.
Eric K.
Us?
Make fun of the Bush Administration?
And
the fact that Cheney's company is involved in this at all is sufficiently
bad, we think, to merit a Congressional investigation.
As
for the evil in all of usread Browning, and remember when
you teased some kid for being different in junior high school.
Youth:
Wasted on the Young?
Hi
there,
Enjoyed
your piece
about the 20somethings. By the read, how about ZenGen?
If my son had a child at the same age as I had him, that child
would be part of your generation. What were my hopes and dreams
at age 25? Not much different from yours. What were my actions?
Not too bizarre. Went to school, got married, had babies, went
back to school, worked, played, and always involved in some project
or cause. No extra-curricular flag-burning or recreational pharmaceutical
pursuits. Pretty boring by Boomer Standards.
For the first time in my life, I'm really worried. And I'm really
scared too. I hate George Bush. I hate the Patriot Act. I hate
Justin Timberlake and his collection of 15 $30,000 watches. I
hate athletes who parade around in full-length fur coats. I hate
granite counters and cornice molding. I hate Enron. I hate bling-bling
and cha-ching. In short, I hate the world as most of us seem to
know it and I'm too lazy, cynical or disgusted to do anything
about it. My drug of choice is the internet.
No matter what I start googling for, seems I always end up at
a site like yours...."Diagnosis and Treatment of Social Dis-Ease"
Here's the short version of today's history path:
searching
for> Esther Birdsall Darling, author "Navarre of the North"
c.1910,>aurora lights weather>UFO MAN and Seekers >Alex
Jones Presents> The Memory Hole>Disinformation. On "Disinformation"
was a link to your site re: the SCA. About 36 web pages and you
get the email!
Enjoyed and agree with the SCA raison d'etre. (I did RenFaire)
Is all of life really high-school? Maybe it's Kindergarten, and
the internet is one big show and tell session! Wanna see a cool
show and tell that's well, just plain good for you: http://www.aurorawebcam.com.
It keeps my spirits up.
Too
old, but still ornery,
Joanne
Yup,
all of life is high school. And I'm on the literary magazine.
Heya,
I
read Andrew Young's "The
Why Bother Generation" and I threw up in a bucket.
A shiny metal one with Hello Kitty stickers all over it.
Clearly,
discovering who you are and where you want to be is a part of
maturing. If you're smart, it's a lifelong process.
You're
24 now. You're not in 8th grade or high school and the tone of
this article is some of the most self-pitying slop I've read in
a long time.
You
want to get over your ennui, Mr. Young? GET OFF YOUR PAMPERED
ASS AND DO SOMETHING! Whining about your ennui in an article isn't
doing something. There are many jobs out there where you can make
a difference. There are a hundred places that need volunteers!
In your local area! I promise! Take an underwater basket weaving
class! Serve food to homeless people! Plant a frickin' tree! Stop
comparing yourself to our generation (another manifestation of
the unknown "them" you mention in this article) and
side step that crap. Own yourself and your power.
We
live in what can often be a terribly ugly world. It's not for
the weak. This is your world too. This is your time too. If you
don't feel included, too damn bad, honey. Include yourself. This
isn't 11th grade homecoming. We're all lied to, ignored, treated
like crap and a dozen other injustices every single day. Deal
with it.
The
cool thing about being an adult rather than an angst-ridden teen
is now you have the power to make your own decisions, you have
the power to make your own choices. You have the power to live
as you choose. Stop bitching about it and start doing something
about it. You can do it this very moment.
Auntie
Dan
Auntie Dan,
Thanks
for the motherly advice. I knew if I couldn't count on my drunken
mother, I could always count on Auntie Dan. I was considering
whether to respond or not, but I just thought I'd write a little
note purely for the sake of a greater good; or maybe because of
my horrible ennui!
All
of the few times I have written something and had it published;
I get at least one angry response. And nine times out of ten it
always come across as if the person writing it is talking to someone
else. This time is no different. I never talked about boredom
or wasting life in my article. I did say that my peers were doing
"surprisingly little" after graduating from college.
But I didn't mean planting trees or volunteering in a soup kitchen
(they actually DO those things), I suppose I was talking more
about doing something more WORLD CHANGING, i.e. artistic movements,
venturing into politics, etc. But we're young, I get that.
We
still have plenty of time and that was the purpose of the rant
at the end. We're not apathetic, we're not lazy, we're not cynical.
We're just biding our time until we can affect real change in
our society. I'm not saying this is any different than any other
generation, or that I thought of something special. But I'm saying
that we are different and special because we see the value of
admitting to ignorance. Meaning that we can all find common ground
and ask important questions and work on finding important answers
(see: Where are we heading as a society? What laws do we really
need? Who really should be in power? And how much power should
they have? How do we defeat this motherfucking corporations?).
. . instead of just butting heads all day long thinking "my
side is right, and you're side is wrong."
There's
more intelligence in our generation than sheer numbers and brute
force. We are doing everything BUT wasting our time and being
bored. I was actually trying to counter that image that seems
to be developed about us. We haven't done much yet. . . . but
wait.
You
see? Now I think you need to go to all those people you've been
judging for being lazy and apologize. But really. . . the next
time you criticize something I suggest citing specific examples.
Quoting the article is always good. And try to stay on topic a
little more. Critics have it harder than the original writers
because they are trying to debunk something and not just offering
up an idea. You have to be more concise, quicker to the point.
Try to think of what people might respond and put the answer to
that in your critique. I mean I could have really torn apart the
article I wrote. But in the hands of Auntie Dan, everything comes
out all angry, like you're just yelling at your stoner little
brother who can't find a job and who is whining about how he's
wasting his life. But that's not me, that's not the article.
Andrew
Young
Jamming
One's Gun
While
personally a Second-Amendment absolutisthowever regional
an affair this is, I being a TexanI have one tiny little
nit to pick with you on your otherwise excellent article: really
good historical books, especially
controversial ones, ALWAYS get a working over with
a fine-toothed comb. That's why book reviews are such an important
part of the historian's bookshelf. . . if we are dealing with
questions of chemistry, anybody in the sciences, while not immediately
conversant in the field, can look at how the experimental data
was set up and determine whether the logic behind it is valid.
Not
so for history. It is not merely for publicly controversial works
that this happens. . . I could give you half a dozen examples
in my own field that would bore you to death, but it's there,
and anybody who publishes expects to get worked over if they put
anything silly in their pages. . . what strikes me, as a guy who
works with history, is that Bellesiles apparently did NOT expect
a close review of his work. . . which is an interesting thing
in and of itself.
Good
work, amigo. Looking forward to the next one.
Russell
M.
Lesson
for a democratic society: You can disagree with someone and not
necessarily think they're an idiot.
I
wanted to write you about "Fun
with the Second Amendment." It was both funny
and insightful. I can only imagine the emails you must have received
regarding the article.
The
newer article "Why
we liberals don't like guns" was absolutely hilarious.
I guess the purpose of my email is to commend your work. But I'm
also interested to know how many serious emails you received about
this
latest article that began with the words: "Damn
right, and another thing..."
btw,
I may be knocking on your doors soon for a job. Since my new favourite
hobby involves trolling the corporatemofo archives while at work,
I figure hiring me would be the least you could do.
cheers,
Kevin
We'd
love to have you, but our staff is all volunteer. . . You think
we make MONEY
on this?!
Black
to the Attack
I
read Rayfield
Waller's contribution with great interest because at
a glance, we have much in common. I am Black (transitioning to
the "African-American" moniker slowly), work as a post-doc
at a university, and consider myself to be a thoughtful young
scientist. I too feel that I am an anarchist of sorts.
The
suburbs, not the city, are my roots. I have a Ph.D., both my parents
have terminal degrees, and while far from rich I grew up wanting
for nothing. The images that I see in media of young black men
rarely if ever are reflective of who I have become.
In
Mr. Waller's article, I got the sense (hopefully misguided) that
he was affected strongly by what I refer to as the "trickle-down
Negro philosophy," in which the images of blacks in pop culture
play strong roles in the feelings of the majority who surround
us in day to day life.
My
experience has shown me that beyond the initial impression, those
people who I have significant relationships with are able to evaluate
me independently of the latest rap video or what Colin Powell
had to say on the tube about Iraq. It is true that many people
buy into the negative images that are often presented of black
people, but those people rarely have influence or any input on
my life's direction. I control the product that I present and
I am able to let those who come across my path know who I am.
Denouncing
ODB, Ghostface Killah, and Notorious B.I.G. while championing
Scott LaRoc, Eric B, and Digital Underground as "critical
artists" raised a red flag for this reader. This separation
tells me that the author should spend more time working on being
comfortable in his own skin and less time trying to include the
a portion of the overall black experience that isn't his cup of
tea. (Scott LaRock and Eric B are the DJs who were associated
with the "conscious artists" KRS-ONE and Rakim, respectively,
but neither qualifies as rap artist by any stretch of the imagination.
Digital Underground are fine artists who received much critical
acclaim but can hardly be regarded as conscious). There is room
for ODB alongside Mos Def in Black America just as sure as Pauly
Shore and Robert DeNiro coexist in Hollywood. (Plus, it's OK for
a black guy to not be up on hip-hop, no matter what the perception
at the water cooler is. No Bob, I haven't heard the new DMX album!)
Rayfield
Waller sounds like a good guy and I wish him well on his journey
of anarchy. Be comfortable in your skin and change the world person
by person as you meet them. The point of this rambling rant is
that it's important to remember that there is ultimately a decoupling
from the larger group for all people. Only thing is, there's nothing
to hide behind when you're out there by yourself. . .
Ed
in Baton Rouge
Writing
and Aging
(Re:
Unchained
Precocity)
You know,
I am glad you're there Ken. I feel exactly the same way. While excusing
some trivial errors in your report of it, the Julius/Alex story
hit me close to home too. I remember thinking "Damn, I am older
than Isaac Newton (22) or Charles Darwin (23) when they changed
the world." But I have years to go before I catch up with Immanuel
Kant at his first great publication (50+) and he is not to be taken
lightly.
I think creative, outside thinkers need to keep these titans as
role models. Think James Joyce. If he could learn 26 languages,
you can do at least 8, you know? If I try to be William Blake, and
I fuck up, then at least I will fail down to something good like
Jim Morrison, instead of failing from Jim Morrison down to Barry
Manilow.
And most people don't even want to aim for the Manilow level.
Thanks for reminding me.
Nathan
Oh,
good, I'm not crazy. And I know I simplified the Suetonius
immensely.
Two Girls for Every Boy
Your
article about two
women for every man entertained me, so I thought I'd
provide the egghead backing up for the inherent bisexuality sidenote:
Freud. Because the primary relationship that a girl forms is with
her mother, even though there's an oedipal transfer later on to
the father, she retains that initial tendance. Hence, women are
at root bisexual, whereas a boy retains the heterosexual oedipal
object from birth.
Although
a lot of Freud's other workpenis envy, yada yadahas
been discredited, I think that the oedipan stuff is pretty solid.
Thanks!
SylvieElise
Word
to your mother.
Perfectly
Legal
(Re:
Perfectly
Legal)
Great
article. A sure way to get the rich to pay taxes is to eliminate
the payroll tax upper contribution limit. Make everyone pay the
12.4% Social Security tax (6.2% by employer and 6.2% by employee,
or 12.4% for self-employed), not just the middle and lower classes
earning under $87,000 annually. Bill Gates and other moguls may
not pay any income tax, but it sure would be nice to see the "filthy
rich" paying 12.4% of all their earned income into Social Security.
It'll
never happen since the lawmakers themselves are wealthy. We can
still dream.
Bob
Sireno
But
the rich don't "earn" income, as in wages, they live off
of wealth .. .
The phrase
"death and taxes" is proof enough that assuming rather
than thinking is what leads one to the conclusion that taxes are
inevitable. A tidbit of financial history: Income taxes were introduced
as a measure to pay for a debt-based money system, the result of
allowing international bankers to control government finance and
the printing of money. Think about it. No central bank, no bonds.
No bonds, no debt. No debt, no taxes. Governments have had enormous
success printing their own money, based on the guarantee of monarchs
or treasuries.
The book sounds like a good read, but the real scam of the super-rich
is to make our mostly unknowing politicians dependant on them to
finance their wars. While the system in America and Europe continues
to depend on bonds, the rich will encourage fear and conflict to
deepen our debt and increase justification for taxes on laborers.
My opinion
is that property, sales and excise tariffs are necessary to pay
for normal government services and that for any big spending project
the people should be capable of backing up their own money, without
simultaneously promising to pay interest on it.
Sorry
to sound preachy, but if one is going to put effort into fighting
a massive system for the good of mankind, then I don't think the
tax mechanism is the place to start. That said, people do appreciate
your efforts,
Daniel
Boardman
For
our part, we blame the gnomes of Zurich.
Her
Name is RIAA, and She Dances on the Sand
I
just read your RIAA
boycott letter, and don't quite understand the logic
of a consumer boycott in this case:
1. A person buys a CD.
2. Said person puts the songs of the CD on their server and shares
it with the community.
3. Songs from the CD are now available to anyone with a computer
and internet connection.
4. Availability of songs now aplenty, other persons don't visit
their local music stores to buy said CD.
5. CD sales and residual income to the creators of the CD plummet.
(last figure I heard on the corporate radio station said somewhere
around 26% from last year). Music stores aren't doing as well.
6. Producers must increase cost of CDs to recoup losses (same as
software industry)
7. RIAA comes in to enforce copyright rules (granted, through
questionable tactics that will take YEARS to figure out...).
8. Consumers come in and stop buying CDs, instead electing to
continue sharing to find their favorite songs...
The
boycott suggestion continues the fall down the slippery slope, and
does nothing to address the issue of copyright violation. The musicians
are not to blame for Loss of revenue due to file sharing. If anything,
blame the lawyers for executing impulsive and poorly thought-out
tactics (filing a docket for Boston in a Washington court!?!?!?)
in an effort to create an artificial deterrent to a serious problem.
How bout boycotting speeding tickets or John Grisham novels...
The
music (and I mean MUSIC - not SONGS like happy birthday or Trogdor
(although I love that song) - music mixed, produced, and created
with talented musicians, that cannot be reproduced by any old hack
out there) is intellectual property, and deserves to be treated
as such. The real argument the musicians need to discuss is the
issue of live performances vs. studio performances. If the CD sales
continue to drop due to file sharing, then the only place the musicians
will have to recoup is in the live performances, resulting in exorbitant
ticket prices, overpriced peripherals and merchandise, and outlandish
food prices. (Bonnaroo, are you listening?)
Boycotting
CDs sends the wrong message to the wrong people at the wrong time.
Dennis
Whittaker
Houston, Tx
Is it illegal to possess mp3s of CDs you own? If I have Pretty Hate
Machine in my closet that hasnt seen daylight in 4 years, but I
have all the songs in mp3 format that I listen to on a daily basis...
is that illegal? I don't see why it would be.
So,
hypothetically speaking... if you get busted for downloading some
mp3s, how do they (RIAA) know you dont own those cds? And if you
get a subpoena that you are getting sued, what keeps you from going
out and purchasing the cds, and then you are not illegally owning
mp3s of that particular artist?
G
The wife and I have over two thousand albums on vinyl. I wrote the
RIAA to see if it was OK to download the digital versions of the
songs that I already owned on another format. This falls very close
to the "time shifting" that our congress already allows.
But I was informed that I would need to purchase all the albums
AGAIN to change formats.
Bullshit,
pardon my French
Tired
of RIAA and DMCA,
Mike
While I enjoyed Ken's article, and agree with his arguments for
boycotting the RIAA, I think he has missed a crucial element in
the demise of the music industry as we know it. Ken sites the high
prices of CDs and low quality of music as the reason for the development
of a black market, which are both valid arguments. But he doesn't
even mention the ties between the major labels in the RIAA, and
the corporate radio stations (not to mention concert promoters)
that are all but impossible to avoid in any but the largest markets.
The
issue here is that for much of America P2P networks are the only
access to any music other than the mass produced top 40. Ken mentions
that he can't find music by "Lourds" on a P2P network,
but has he tried to find a "Fergie" cd at the local Wal
Mart (or even at a local music store). In their greed, the music
industry, from recording, to distributing, to promoting, has thrown
all their resources into a few "artists" in order to create
big stars and big money in the hands of a few, through the brainwashing
of the listening audience. There is more at stake here than the
high price and the low quality of CDs.
While
George Bush is out spending our tax dollars on "defending our
freedoms", corporate America is busy spending our money eliminating
our choices so that when it is all said and done, we will only be
left with the freedom (but not the money) to choose between Ford
and Chevy, Britney and Christina.
Elliott
Hansen
Hey,
I
got two comments about your RIAA article.
1.
I've never downloaded music, but I don't pay a lot for my music.
The pawnshop around the corner from my house is all the record store
I ever need. I guarantee, all the latest pop will be available within
a couple of months. You can always count on some teenage pothead
culling his CD collection periodically for drug money.
And
it's really great for a classic rock lover like me. I'd rather pay
$5 for some Grateful Dead or Allman Brothers CD than the going $15
to $20 or more in the chain record stores.
I
get my DVDs there, too.
2.
You're absolutely right, disco does indeed suck. It sucks brontosaurus,
blue whale and wookie all at the same time.
Sean
from Florida
Need
a Boy to Ride
Your
"College
Revolutionary's Guide to Getting Laid" just sank
me into the deep end of the Pool of Self-Pity.
As a something you'd call a girl who doens't like boys, but isn't
a lesbian, who hasn't gotten laid in months, this really fucking
annoys me. For some unexplained reason girls would rather be with
you hairy, smelly men rather than with moi. Lets face it: as a general
rule, you smell, you're annoying, you talk to much, and nothing
is more important than your precious fucking ego. Penises are funny
looking, too. Like REALLY funny looking... I, on the other hand,
am pretty, have a good body, and something you might marginally
consider a sense of humor. Yet no matter what I do, all these stupid
girls of the world can do is put pictures of OMG HOT BOIS! all over
their walls, obsess over "josh hotttnet," and leave me
lonely, crying in the corner.
There
really was no point in this email, so dont' bother searching for
any kind of deeper meaning.
love,
Lee in Boulder
Have
you considered that the problem is that you're a student who lives
in Colorado? Try moving to NYC or San Fransisco when you get older.
There are plenty of folks here who would be eager to help you sort
out your sexuality.
Bus
Riders
Silvia's
recent article, "Standing
on the Corner, Waiting for the Bus" completely shocked
me. I guess sometimes I just forget I live in a liberal city filled
with mindless hippy lackjobs (ie Boulder, Colorado).I can't believe
you have to pay $25 for a monthly bus passI pay only $10.
And it takes you an hour to get 8 miles through the city? It takes
me 45 minutes to get 7 miles to school everyday, and I don't even
live within city limits.
Your
article made me realize more cities need public transportation systems
like Boulder's. The RTD in the Denver/Boulder area has more than
170 bus routes and a 14-mile light rail line. Buses along major
roads come every 10 minutes. There is also a special deal you can
get. It's called an Eco-Pass. Your employer buys it, and as compensation
they receive a tax benefit. You get all kinds of special goodies
with it, like a free emergency taxi ride in case of. . . well, an
emergency. More city's public transportation systems need to be
based off the one we have in Boulder. I guess sometimes I just take
the liberalness of this city for granted.
Lee
in Boulder
Code
Monkeys Fling Their Poop
[Re:
Unionizing
Tech Workers]
OK ...
I will give you credit for saying what I think we have all been
thinking ...
but here's
the better question: How? I say right on to your rant ... I am behind
you all the way ... but your article is but fluff without at least
some suggestions towards a solution ...
I am
clueless about the legal requirements/ramifications of such an undertaking,
etc, having never worked in a unionized field ...
So the
real question is this:
How do
we unionize?
Respectfully,
David
Carswell
Well,
one way to start is checking
this page. Organize a meeting, and invite your coworkers.
I feel obligated to respond to your article on unionization of coders.
I am an IT Manager for a small business (200 users). I am THE guy
to do anything from scraping gum off a keyboard to making decision
on the Technological direction of the company. And, yes, I have
been affected by the economic downturn and I have been laid off
after 6 years with the same company.
On the
surface, unionization sounds like a great idea. I think it is because
people don't really understand how unions kill productivity and
hurts the economy even more, and ultimately hurts the members of
the union that the union was organized to protect. Huh? you say?
Let me tell you, unions have had their time and place but nowadays
union membership is geared toward the least common denominator or
in the case of employees, the worst employee. Do you think that
in the economic conditions of recent years that companies could
afford to pay everyone $60,000? Hell no. Upper management looks
at a union as they would look at their worst employee. You know,
the guy who comes in late, screws around most of the day downloading
porn instead of working, and consistently insubordinate. Or maybe
the girl who seems to always have a "sinus infection"
or "migraine" that somehow seems to be commonplace for
the "single mom" who we are supposed to treat like some
kind of hero because of their bad decisions that that have made
in their lives.
Gone
will be your ability to negotiate your own salary for your hard
work. You will only be allowed to make the minimum starting wage
the union negotiated for you regardless of your experience and skillset.
Gone will be your ability to negotiate for your annual review because
of your hard work and long hours. If your friend "Sara"
is a great employee, she either wouldn't have been laid off she
would have found another job by now. I had a higher paying job the
day after I was laid off due to my contacts in the IT world. I keep
in contact with those people because I knew I didn't want to make
$28,000 a year the rest of my life. (That was my starting salary
in 1994). I make a heck of a lot more these days but I work hard
for it. I sometimes work several jobs just for the experience and
extra money. I do charity work setting up disadvantaged kids with
multimedia computers at Christmastime. It is these types of things
that will get you noticed in a better way than being in a union.
I used
to live in Pittsburgh and I saw how the unions have destroyed that
city. Pittsburgh is currently over a Billion in debt, yes, with
a "B" because of the tax base that the unions have chased
out. The unions and their jack-booted tactics (Teamsters, Grocery
workers, Steel workers just to name a few ran the following companies
out of Pittsburgh with their "demands"):
Giant
Eagle (They had a management change and almost got run out of town
as aresult. The unions picketed for 3 years after they went non-union
and slandered their name.)
Thorofare
Grocery Stores
Kroger
Grocery Stores
Pittsburgh
Press
Hollywood
Movie Companies (Pittsburgh was a great place to film movies since
there isn't as much population there anymore but the unions chased
them away around 1995 after movies like Monkey Business, Robocop,
Hoffa, Inspector Gadget, Striking Distance, Silence of the Lambs
and many more).
USX Steel
Moved Corporate HQ
J&L
Steel
Allegheny
Ludlum (minimal operations)
These
are just a few and the unions still have a stranglehold on cities
like Pittsburgh. Hmmmm, no wonder Pittsburgh has lost over 55% of
its population since 1960. The crooked unions like the ones in Pittsburgh
have destroyed cars, buildings, participated in terroristic activities,
feloniously redirected funds into political causes like the DNC
that still voted for NAFTA and GATT despite the unions' hopes. Dumbasses,
the Democrats played them like a violin and they still support the
DNC.
It will
be a sad day when computer geeks unionize. I will say this, the
best technical computer geeks usually don't have much of a personality
or even good hygiene in some cases. The people interviewing them
may over look their great technical skill because they don't understand
technology and the geek applying for the position may not have the
interpersonal skills to get a good job or negotiate a good salary.
Instead, the employer may find a 20 year old willing to work for
$25K to do the job. Instead of being abused by corporate America,
geeks will be abused and probably exploited by the union leadership,
just like they do now with union membership.
Mike
Z
In
reponse to Mike, we say that no one held a gun to any company's
head and forced them to move out of Pittsburgh. They discovered
that they could pay people less in other places where they didn't
demand to be treated like human beings. Until Congress penalizes
taking jobs out of the country, the trend will continue until we're
left with the choice of being serfs or unemployed.
Hey MOFO!
Just
look at what happens to your money when you join a union. Take for
example the latest scandal with the DC teachers union. Why would
I want to have some shlep pretend to care about me then spend my
dues on crappy politicians and fur coats, furniture, cars, etc.
I would
never join a union, it's just like giving extra taxes to the government.
Andrew
Unions are for people, like your friend, who have little talent
and are willing to make as little as every other dullard, regardless
of the
quality/quantity of their work. In unions, the only thing that matters
is seniority. There's no room for advancement based on ability.
Vic
Rickard
I have to say that is probably one of the best articles I have read
in a long time. I have seen IT people mistreated left and right,
and not getting paid nearly as much as they use to. I am a 21 year
old IT Department manager, and still going to school. I make 30k/year,
and I don't complain... I think I am worth more, but I am currently
working for a stable company that respects me, so I have job security.
So i figure it's the sacrafice that I am willing to make. My father
was a IT(security) Department Manager for UMB Bank, and they recently
laid him off cause it was too costly. He told me that a lot of people
who are considered senior developers are willing to take jobs for
less than half of what they use to make, and that's how desperate
a lot of programmers are. I like this idea, and I think if I ever
saw the start of a programmer union, I would gladly join and do
anything in my power to make it work. Thanks for the article, it
kind of brightened up my day, at least the
thought of it did.
Dan
YES! YES!
I have
been advocating an Internet Worker's Union for years now. Imagine
the cohesiveness and speed with which this union, with its permanently
connected members, could achieve the desired results.
The key
here is that the union must work for the good of the worker. It
needs to work to secure benefits like health insurance and retirement
plans for computer workers. What it doesn't need to do is to advocate
for mandatory UT2003 time and silly shit like allowing Nerf guns
in the office.
At some
point, even the educated will realize the power in unionizing. The
problem as I see it is that as educated people, most of us see the
ruin that unions have caused in the American manufacturing complex.
All the workers complain about jobs going overseas while out of
the other side of their mouths, they insist on their 15-minute smoke
break every hour.
As much
as I think this union is a good idea, I wonder if it won't just
push more offshore development into the marketplace. With the code
slums of India and Siberia bursting with intelligent, calm, and
underempowered quality workers, what does an American code monkey
do?
Alex
You have picked me perfectly out of the masses as I am an Ayn Rand-reading,
Heinlein-worshipping, independent, antisocial, libertarian undergrad
aspiring to be a computer programmer. There is, however, with these
views in mind, nothing wrong with unions from a general standpoint,
with some criteria met, of course. First, the union must be entirely
voluntary, with no mandatory dues or enrolled for employment with
the company. Second, the company must not be forced into bargaining
with the union unless they wish to do so; they must retain the rights
they had before, when dealing with individual employees. If these
two criteria were met they it would what I would term a "moral"
union. Unfortunately, the government has twisted union rights and
company rights around and around on one of those taffy machines
and the result is a mixed bag filled with compulsory regulations.
Under our current regulations I would recommend that no union of
programmers ever unionize, as that would have drastic consequences
and might possibly lead to the destruction of the computer industry.
Overall, I think unions are a bad idea, but can be done right as
New Zealand had done from the early 90's to 2001 (I think), and
that type of union is trustworthy.
Mark
Kegel
What would it take to start a union I would want to but no one I
have asked knows much about it.
William
Bassett III
I support your view of the need for white collar unions, especially
among IT workers. Where do we get started?
Thanks,
Anton
Why don't programmers unionize? ...Because in C, the word union
refers to something useful. It'd just be too confusing.
Charlie
Byers
All I can say is this. As a computer tech I'm a self-proclaimed
nerd. All I am really is a glorified user who can do PC hardware
and I probably get paid what most low-level programmers do. I decided
long ago that learning a programming language for any other reason
than personal satisfaction would be a waste of time. There isn't
enough money in it and my field has no future anyway. Computers
are becoming throw-away like post-it notes. Why learn a skill that
will be useless in as little as ten years? Why go though all the
trouble to learn to program anything with only the slim chance of
getting paid more than the guy flipping burgers? I'm going to school
soon, and it WON'T be for computers...because soon people won't
just replace cards when PC's break...they'll just replace the whole
thing...and do it for $300 or so.
=0p
I just finished reading your article on unionizing and all I can
say is I whole heatedly agree with your ideas and opinions on the
matter. In fact I have been asking the same question for a few years
now.
If you
have any more information about this topic please let me know.
Chris Brinker
they ARE paid what they are worth. the market dictates what they
are worth. they are not worth much because there are so many of
them. who told all these jerks to flood the market in hopes of making
quick easy money for ever and ever? a better question is who is
the bigger jerk, them or you if you really believe the junk you
just wrote?
Mairloiacono
I sympathize with your friend, "Sara," but she hasn't
yet discovered the wonderful world of freelancing. You mentioned
in your article that the most skilled programmers are self-taught,
and I tend to agree. I've self-studied for 10 years and could run
circles around some of these college grad kids. I once wanted to
work for a big company, be a CGI/HTML guru, get a 9 to 5 job and
a salary with insurance and vacation, but over the years I put in
many job applications and couldn't even get an interview, despite
the fact that much of my work was better than their in-house monkeys.
Just having the University paper (which I didn't have) apparently
meant something...
So I
decided to freelance. I live in the Las Vegas area and I've had
a steady stream of new clients and referrals since I started out
on my own. Most of them are thrilled that I can do everything, programming,
graphics, marketing, etc., in-house. I'm a one-man show (and not
a single client has ever asked me if I had a college degree). They
love that I can charge less than the "professional design firms"
because I'm just one person with no overhead working from home.
Best of all, I set own prices and my own hours. If a client gives
me something I can't handle, I outsource it and make a profit on
someone else's labor.
Most
importantly, though, there's a sincere satisfaction in knowing that
I'm solely responsible for my own income. Sure, there's an eerie
weirdness in the fact that I have no salary, no guaranteed income,
but the fact is the only person who can fuck up my career is ME,
and I'm the last person who is going to let my career get fucked
up. Maybe Sara ought to consider freelance. She certainly sounds
qualified, and the market is out there.
Brian
Levan
Your right with your comparison of the blue collar worker. However
high tech jobs are all going to China or India. I need to hire someone
with test utility experience, but I'm forced to look at someone
place in Bangalore India. PHD's are 15K / year there. More than
half the current employees are on visa's from there. Our I/T was
moved to there.
Mike
Goodman
if you really want to grind any moderately sized city to a screeching
halt have all the fast food workers just not come into work. Yeah,
I have worked for the clown for a lot longer than I will admit.
But the corporation may be a gang of evil asshats but the guy/gal/??
handing you your is a human being and damn it would be nice to be
able to pay them a real living wage.
fred
Awesome. I'd help organize in a second if my fellow programmers
showed any interest. My dad's a long-time union electrician in NYC,
and he's always urging me to organize no matter where I work. Need
rabble rousers? I'm here for you.
highly
skilled and highly unemployed,
Christa
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