The ancient
gods weren't without a sense of poetic justice. Take for example,
what they did to Tantalus, who turned his sons into hors d'oeuvres,
and so was tormented by having food and water held just out of his
reach for all eternity. Similarly, when Dante designed his Inferno,
he hurled his lustful sinners around in whirlwinds, sunk the slothful
in slime, and gave Judas, Brutus, and Cassius to that great betrayer,
Satan, as chew-toys.
Naturally,
I wasn't thinking about ancient mythology at all at 4:10 on Thursday
afternoon. All I had on my mind was the eighty-odd articles for
the Encyclopedia of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender History
in America that I had to whisk through the ether from my computer
terminal to the typesetter. Afterwards, I was going to go to the
karate dojo for a quick workout, hook up with my fellow
Fark.com forum moderator,
Gwinny, and meet my girlfriend, Amanda, for dinner uptown. It was,
I believe, as I was in the midst of editing Patrick
Califia's article on sex clubs when something went wrong
in distant Ohio, the electric Prometheus decided to unshackle himself
from his bonds, and my evening plans were instantly deleted.
Once
everyone was assured that this was only an ordinary emergency, and
not the foreign policy of past decades coming around to bite us
in the ass once again, the experience of two Septembers ago served
us in good stead. Office workers commandeered the intersections,
keeping the vehicular exodus from Manhattan from becoming impassable
gridlock, and the only looting that went on was passers-by snapping
up my local health food store's swiftly softening stock of organic
ice cream, which was being given away by the milk crate. Though
millions of people had to find some way home over the Hudson and
the East Rivers, by virtue of paying $1200 a month for a fourth-floor
East Village walkup, Amanda and I had suddenly became one of the
lucky ones. Being Luddites, we don't even have an air conditioner-all
we had to do was walk home, light a few candles, and eat our Reed's
ginger-green tea ice cream.
As soon
as the Cecil B. DeMilling cast of thousands existed stage left,
a sea change came over the city. New York runs on electricity: The
music in the clubs and bars is created by computers, played by men
plugged into machines, and made to be consumed faster than inkjet
cartridges. The omnipresent bass thump and high-voltage hum of the
city in August was replaced by my Mexican neighbor sitting on his
stoop with a harmonica. Since the cell network was overloaded and
the monopoly on walking rapidly down the sidewalk while having a
one-sided conversation had, at least temporarily, been restored
to the homeless, Amanda and I even actually had to walk to
Gwinny's apartment see if she was still available for dinner. Manhattan
had become Gilligan's Island: No phones, no lights, no motorcars,
and, except for free ice cream, not a single luxury.
Having
my life abruptly brought to a screeching halt, on the other hand,
wasn't entirely unwelcome. It even occurred to me, from my relatively
comfortable perch, that it might even be a good idea to pull the
plug on purpose now and again. The Swedes have over a month of legally
mandated vacation time every year; the French abandon Paris to the
tourist hordes in August. Only we crazy Americans keep working fifty-two
weeks a year, going miles beyond the Seven Wonders of the ancient
world-inventing air conditioning, drive-through Starbuck's, and
thirty-minute workouts at the gym-to make sure that nothing interrupts
our breakneck place. God (or was it Charlton Heston?) ordained that
we work six days and rest one; New York was being forced to take
an enforced shabbos. In keeping with the city's pancultural embrace,
the impromptu holy day had even begun on a Thursday, a day beholden,
as far as I know, to no particular religion.
As
night fell on the city, restaurants pulled their tables out onto
the sidewalks and became open-air cafes. Hidden by the darkness,
New Yorkers dared to once more puff on their cigarettes in bars
and drink bottles of rapidly warming beer on the streets as the
Fourth-of-July scent of orange police road flares mixed mingled
with the particular perfume of a humid August evening in New York.
Overhead,
undimmed by the omnipresent glare of the street lights, the stars
shone down on Manhattan for the first time I could remember.