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Miscellaneous Editorial Rantings and Ravings
 
   
   

What I've Been Doing With Your Tax Money
On my government-funded junket to France
by Ken Mondschein


Why I Would Literally Kill for Hannah Montana Tickets
No, really, I mean it
by Sarah, Age 6


The Ten Commandments for the Twenty-First Century
Some tsurris for Moshe
by Ken Mondschein


It's a SCANDAL!
God bless you please, Mrs. Stewart
by Tristan Trout


Danny Kaplan's Penis
And other monsters in the closet
by Tristan Trout


The Case for a White-Collar Union
Because we deserve to eat, too
by Tristan Trout


The Company Bathroom
Shit or get off the pot
by Tristan Trout


Something Completely Embarassing Part II
The amazing true story of Cloak Boy
by Tristan Trout


Something Completely Embarassing
My Life in the SCA
by Tristan Trout


Advertising is Bad for You
Don't Believe the Hype
by Tristan Trout


He Who Has the Most Toys Loses
A Guest Editorial from Reverend J
by Reverend J


 

 

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