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Sex and Other Mindfucks
 
   
   

Michael Winterbottom's Nine Songs
Or was it Nine and a Half Songs?
by Tristan Trout


Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Why Liberals are Up a Creek Unless Roe v. Wade is Overturned
by Mistress Rowena


A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother
Except for when having three-ways with teenage lesbians
by Mitchell "Tex" Missouri


SuicideGirls: The Book
What? You mean porn comes in hardcopy?
by Tristan Trout


"It Is Our Right as Americans to Sleep with Two Girls at the Same Time."
Ben Franklin Did It
by Tristan Trout


The Porno Jim Show
Because America Needs Better Porn
by Tristan Trout


Meditation in G (spot) Minor
As Easy as A... B... C....
by Ken Mondschein


Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy
A Story about a Boy and His Schlong
by Tristan Trout


Confessions of a Pornographer
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Porn
by Tristan Trout


 

 

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