I didn't
find the best band I've ever seen in some hipper-than-thou club
in the East Village, or in a huge arena where throngs of fans, summoned
by the high priest-promoters, gathered to scream paens of praise
to the latest Rolling Stone coverboys. I didn't listen to
them isolated in a bubble, tuning out the world with headphones
and a CD player. They didn't even realy qualify as a garage band,
because most of the time I saw them, they were playing in somebody's
basement.
From
'92 to '97, I went to college at the State University of New York
at Buffalo, the furthest I could get from home while still remaining
in the dirt-cheap state university system. It turned out to be going
from the frying pan to the freezer. If you've never been to Buffalo,
I recommend you rent Vincent Gallo's Buffalo '66. It conveys
the utter despair and hoplessness of living in a rust-belt town
where it snows eight months out of the year, and a hip cultural
reference consists of mowing "Go Bills!" into your lawn.
Plus, it has Christina Ricci.
To stave
off the madness, or when they spent all of the rent money on weed,
the residents of the university slum would throw house parties.
We would each plunk down $5 to gather around a keg of cheap beer
and hear some local bands play. And it was there, beneath the rotting
boards of a prewar Victorian inhabited by twelve college students,
a dog, and more marijuana than a Cheech and Chong movie, that I
first saw Every 13 Days.
There
were only three of them, but the close quarters and the sheer presence
made them seem much bigger. The sound was awesome, an acid-space-mystical
heavy metal rumble that soared like the space shuttle and hypnotized
like a snake. They were young, but they were phenomenal musicians.
Mitch, the drummer, and Mike, the bass player, laid down a groove
as deep as a valley. Over their sonic kaleidescope, Steve Weiss
seemed to float like a Buddha in a Tibetan mandorla as he strummed
the collective unconscious with his Telecaster and sang lyrics about
the painter Goya, or Gnostic versions of the Trinity that featured
the Father, the Son, and the Holy Mother Mary.
Steve
was, to put it bluntly, out of his mind. There was something of
Percival about him--not the knight of the Arthur mythos, but the
Peredur of the Malbignon, the holy innocent who sees clearly secrets
hidden to the rest of us. His lyrics and ideas were drawn from Frasier's
Golden Bough or Jungian psychology. When he played, it was
less a performance than an act of worship. Whatever drugs he was
taking, however Dr. Peradotto's classical mysthology course had
affected him, Steve had a direct line to God.
I, of
course, had my head my head too far up my own ass to realizie what
I had,or maybe I could have learned something from Steve. As it
was, I gave him my copy of Abbie Hoffman's Steal this Book,
which is what passed for deep in my mind back then. And I rue the
day I lost my only copy of their album, because it had some of the
most mind-bending music I've ever heard on it. I suppose that I
always expected them to make it big, like those other great musicians
from Buffalo, Ani DiFranco and the Goo Goo Dolls, that some producer
would clean up the half-hour extended jams their songs turned into,
that I would turn on the radio one day and tell my friends, "You
hear that? I knew them when they were playing basements in Buffalo!"
As it
turns out, the band broke up shortly after I graduated. Steve was
a genius, but he was like a child. He couldn't get along in the
material world. Too beatific, or stoned, to survive on his own,
I heard that he had moved back to his parents' house on Long Island.
I haven't
thought about Every 13 Days for years, until I thought saw Steve
recently, leading a group of Hare Krishnas down St. Mark's Place
in Manhattan's Lower East Side. I could recognize him by his halo
as he seemed to give their chant a special meaning all his own.
Steve became Krishna. And if I ever find him again, I'm going
to chain him to a chair until I can record him.
The rest
of us deserve to be led into enlightenment, too.