Traveling
to new and strange countries, where the familiar rules don't apply,
is perhaps the single most mind-expanding thing you can do. Not
only do you get to talk to people
whose worldview isn't shaped by Fox News, but going abroad
is probably the only opportunity a suburban white kid has to get
an idea of what it feels like to be a minority in someone else's
country. The thing is, to go anywhere really interesting (say, taking
a holiday in Cambodia), trying to float one's 15-year-old Volvo
across the Pacific isn't really an option. Like it or not, much
like Iggy Pop, you're going to be a passengerand in so doing,
you run the risk of reinforcing the cage that we're all trying to
break free of.
Jet aircraft
being much larger and more complicated than your average
CD burner, there are no small, indie airlines for you
to patronizeand, since big businesses tend to reinforce one
another, the airlines really prefer it if you pay with a credit
card. Besides the fact that, living as we do in a September 12 sort
of world, paying with cash puts you at risk for a prison-rape-like
body cavity search (especially if you've landed on one of Big Brother's
"does not play well with others" lists), you actually
have to pay extra to do business the old-fashioned way. Delta, for
instance, charges twenty bucks for a paper ticket. Though the cheapest
tickets are usually available over the Internet, it's pretty darn
difficult to upload cold, hard cash through a phone line. Also,
besides the fact that they only take plastic and have the bad taste
to use Captain
Kirk himself as a pitchman, big discount-ticket outfits
like Priceline are utterly unforgiving of mistakes, and you may
find yourself stuck with a one-way ticket to Jakarta during the
monsoon season.
Yet,
the reasons against owning a credit card are also many. Besides
the fact that they basically exist to make us all into indentured
servants to Master Card and Lady Visa, the credit card is the way
the consumption-oriented American lifestyle is financed. The power
of swiping a little piece of plastic makes it hard to say "no"
to every impulse buy that comes along. And, as the little display
table in any college student union shows, the credit card companies
use the same marketing strategy as your local smack dealer: They
give you a fun, free little sample, and, the next thing you know,
you're selling your entire vintage vinyl album collection to pay
for your next fix. Even using a debit card contributes to the problemmost
debit cards use the MasterCard or Visa system, which supports the
companies that lobby
for the laws that erode consumers' rights. As for American
Express, the company gave almost half a million dollars to Republican
candidates in the 1999-2000 election cycle. And, of course, that
doesn't even count the innumerable trees murdered so that credit
card companies can gift us with more junk mail than even the entire
country of Nigeria would know what to do with.
So, how
to get the 'droids and the old man to Alderaan without having to
sell your speeder? One way is to deal with smaller, friendlier companies
that are used to accommodating counterculture-types. STA Travel,
for instance, has pretty cheap rates, especially for students, is
located in most college towns, and will allow you to buy a ticket
by cash or checkall of which leaves you with a few more dollars
in your pocket for those "coffeehouses"
in Amsterdam. You can even buy directly from a major
airline over the phone with an electronic check transfer-you read
the number of the check to the nice lady, and the money is deducted
from your account. (Of course, you need a checking account for this.)
Accommodations
are another problem. It's pretty hard to confirm a hotel room without
plasticmost places will want a card number, and don't take
kindly to off-the-grid types. The answer is, of course, youth hostels,
which are both cheaper, and afford the opportunity to meet new and
interesting people from different cultures and get drop-dead drunk
with them. Hostels also usually take cash; popular guides such as
the Let's Go! series list those that do, and rate them, as
well. As long as you're not trying to reserve rooms in Venice during
the tourist season, you should be fineand if you have an international
student ID card, so much the better, since that often affords deep
discounts. Even cheaper, of course, is crashing with fellow counterculturalist
types. Even if you don't know anybody in the city you're traveling
to, check the Internet for new friends to sleep with. Activists
are usually more than happy to host comrades-in-arms for that next
World Trade
Organization protest.
If you're
going anywhere at all civilized (such as Europe, Japan, or Outer
Mongolia), you probably won't need to rent a car. You see, they
have these wonderful inventions in other parts of the world called
busses and trains. Much like the good old American car, these magical
devices take you where you need to go, but with one important difference:
you don't have to drive. On the other hand, if you're traveling
in the wilds of the good ol' US of A, you might need to pay a visit
to your local rental outfit. Bad news here: You can't rent a car
without a credit card. Hell, you can't even be a secondary driver
in a rented car without a credit card: I've been asked to turn over
plastic when I wasn't even the one paying for the damned thing.
The alternative is to leave such a large cash deposit that you might
as well buy your own used car. Solutions: Trains, busses, bicycles
and catching lifts from friends and fellow revolutionaries. (Hitchhiking,
Abbie Hoffman's old standby, has become way too dangerous.) You
can also get a prepaid voucher for a car rental from a travel agent,
but this may not obviate the need to leave a deposit.
Finally,
carry provisions with you when you're traveling. Layovers in countries
with different currencies can be hell on your wallet. Denmark, for
instance, isn't using the Euro (yet), so getting a meal or a hot
shower during a layover in Copenhagen without a charge card would
mean changing dollars or Euros into Danish crowns, and then re-converting
the changeat a hefty markdown for each transaction. A bag
of trail mix, on the other hand, would make you independent of having
to buy anything while you make your connection. Be careful traveling
with food, though: Most countries don't look kindly on the import
of fresh fruit or rotting vegetables.
Though
travel, domestic or international, is possible without a credit
card, it isn't easy. Without a doubt, it's far simpler-and cheaper,
considering currency exchanges-to at least have a debit card with
which to purchase goods and services. Not only that, it helps to
reassure the nice men with the submachine guns that you're a productive
taxpayer and not a potential revolutionary. But, if you're serious
about fighting against the machine, credit-card free travel is the
only way to fly.