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The Why Bother? Generation


 

by Andrew Young

 

 

I feel like I've had the conversation a million times. Somehow we get on the subject of generations and no one is quite sure what generation we're a part of. I was born in 1980; that means I'm going to be 24 years old pretty soon if you're bad at math. According to books on the subject I'm right on the edge of the X generation (whose emblem shall always be ripped flannel shirts and grunge rock, along with some sort of psuedo-hippie-meets-postmodern cynicism philosophical outlook) and the not-so-there Y generation, whose ventures into culture include possibly Linkin Park and the ever-burning question of "What the hell is going on?"

I recall being in eighth grade and going through "Sex Ed." Although we all enjoyed the rousing lessons on what "popping a cherry" really means and why you should ALWAYS wash yourself down there, the guidance counselor, who had had the Sex Ed job for decades, was struck by how uninterested we all were in the subject. In fact, that was to be the story of my peers from middle school, into high school, and finally into college. The guidance counselor called us the most apathetic class she had ever seen. That we really weren't troublemakers, but we weren't ambitious either—we were just sort of there.

Now at 24, my generation—the people I grew up with and know—are accomplishing surprisingly little. Some have graduated college, but the degree does little more than hang half-cocked on the wall in between posters of Weezer and N-Sync. Are we the new Lost Generation, a truly bewildered group of people with no interests, no direction, minds numbed by over-exposure to violence, sex, and breakfast-cereal commercials?

I think of that gargantuan generation, the generation that currently rules the world—the Baby Boomers. Like the fallout from the nuclear blast that preceded their births, they have exploded and spread to all levels of power in our society. What were they doing when they were our age? Some were involved in the counter-culture movement of the sixties, protested the Vietnam War, or took over their campus. To contrast, the current Baby Boomer to beat, George w. Bush, was a senior at Yale. Every Thursday and Sunday, he attended the super-secret meetings of the super-secret Skulls and Bones society. Inside its windowless house, which is called the "Tomb," he and his prep-school buddies conducted rituals and rites, and gave oaths of silence about everything they saw and did.

Both of those groups have something in common that many researchers are speculating is slowly reaching extinction in modern colleges: They DID something. There was a time; it seems, when the youth of America just took things a lot more seriously. And that might seem to be the opposite of the way things SHOULD be. How can it be that in this world of terror, my peers simply don't care? The answer seems so simple.

A friend of mine and myself one time went around and asked random people of our own age if they believed in God. The most common answer? "I don't know." We then got the bright idea to ask people if they ever thought they would know the answer to the question for sure sometime in the future, the most common answer? "I don't know." Yo no se.

The idea started to develop in my mind that perhaps we were striking something a little different than apathy. These people weren't just saying, "I don't know" to get us out of their faces. Instead my fellow Y-ians stood firmly in their belief that not only didn't know, they probably aren't going to find out anytime soon.

Perhaps it was the cold-war bomb scares from our childhood, or maybe seeing our greatest threat then, the Soviet Union, crumble. Maybe it was the daily reminders that the ozone is disappearing, global warming is coming, eggs give you cancer; and Americans were becoming the fattest people on Earth. Maybe it was the Oklahoma City bombing, the school shootings, or September 11. Maybe it was the images from Somalia, Kosovo, or Bosnia transported to us instantly over satellites and Internet cables. Maybe it's the corporate scandals, the robbed elections, or the five hundred and fifty channels all playing the same stupid commercial that is so obviously geared towards us that it becomes a joke. Maybe, maybe it's reality television.

All I know is that somewhere along the way we figured out the real problem. For some reason everything seemed to point towards us freaking out, for us to adopt a desperate way of looking at the world, an obsession with the invisible enemy always "out there" somewhere. The criminals on the streets, the drug-dealers in our backyards, the terrorists in the sky above our heads and the anonymous substances that could be killing us as we speak; but instead we saw that that fear, that was being perpetuated, was the real source of the problem. All our lives it seemed like everyone was always on Red Alert whether they announced it or not.

This is what we are not: We are not radicals, we are not zealots. We aren't revolutionaries or warmongers. We wait patiently for the old ways to die out or kill themselves with their own venomous fumes. We know the difference between a belief and an idea. Beliefs kill, ideas change. We aren't Republicans and we aren't Democrats, we're not liberal or conservative, because we see that those concepts have been tossed around so much they have come to mean nothing.

But most importantly we know where things went wrong. The one thing my generation seems to grasp is that we are all confused. None of us knows exactly what is right, and what is wrong. We go out and we try to do what's best. Some times we get it right, some time we're not so lucky. But it's important to remember the reality of our situation. No one is perfect, nothing is flawless. That opens the door to debate, to conjecture.

A desperate man lives behind closed doors and shut windows. He hears nothing, he sees nothing; and the only thing that does is fuel his desperation. This is not my generation. We are open; we consider a wider picture. Some may think that makes us foolish or weak, but I can not agree. It takes more courage to accept another person on their terms—to consider the validity or their ideas, and it takes pure intelligence to admit when you just don't know.

 

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Posted February 8, 2004 12:31 AM

 


 

Backtalk

Hi there, Enjoyed your piece about the 20somethings. By the read, how about ZenGen? If my son had a child at the same age as I had him, that child would be part of your generation. What were my hopes and dreams at age 25? Not much different from yours. What were my actions? Not too bizarre. Went to school, got married, had babies, went back to school, worked, played, and always involved in some project or cause. No extra-curricular flag-burning or recreational pharmaceutical pursuits. Pretty boring by Boomer Standards. For the first time in my life, I'm really worried. And I'm really scared too. I hate George Bush. I hate the Patriot Act. I hate Justin Timberlake and his collection of 15 $30,000 watches. I hate athletes who parade around in full-length fur coats. I hate granite counters and cornice molding. I hate Enron. I hate bling-bling and cha-ching. In short, I hate the world as most of us seem to know it and I'm too lazy, cynical or disgusted to do anything about it. My drug of choice is the internet. No matter what I start googling for, seems I always end up at a site like yours...."Diagnosis and Treatment of Social Dis-Ease" Here's the short version of today's history path: searching for> Esther Birdsall Darling, author "Navarre of the North" c.1910,>aurora lights weather>UFO MAN and Seekers >Alex Jones Presents> The Memory Hole>Disinformation. On "Disinformation" was a link to your site re: the SCA. About 36 web pages and you get the email! Enjoyed and agree with the SCA raison d'etre. (I did RenFaire) Is all of life really high-school? Maybe it's Kindergarten, and the internet is one big show and tell session! Wanna see a cool show and tell that's well, just plain good for you: http://www.aurorawebcam.com. It keeps my spirits up. Too old, but still ornery, Joanne

Posted by: Joanne at October 4, 2008 6:14 AM

Heya, I read Andrew Young's "The Why Bother Generation" and I threw up in a bucket. A shiny metal one with Hello Kitty stickers all over it. Clearly, discovering who you are and where you want to be is a part of maturing. If you're smart, it's a lifelong process. You're 24 now. You're not in 8th grade or high school and the tone of this article is some of the most self-pitying slop I've read in a long time. You want to get over your ennui, Mr. Young? GET OFF YOUR PAMPERED ASS AND DO SOMETHING! Whining about your ennui in an article isn't doing something. There are many jobs out there where you can make a difference. There are a hundred places that need volunteers! In your local area! I promise! Take an underwater basket weaving class! Serve food to homeless people! Plant a frickin' tree! Stop comparing yourself to our generation (another manifestation of the unknown "them" you mention in this article) and side step that crap. Own yourself and your power. We live in what can often be a terribly ugly world. It's not for the weak. This is your world too. This is your time too. If you don't feel included, too damn bad, honey. Include yourself. This isn't 11th grade homecoming. We're all lied to, ignored, treated like crap and a dozen other injustices every single day. Deal with it. The cool thing about being an adult rather than an angst-ridden teen is now you have the power to make your own decisions, you have the power to make your own choices. You have the power to live as you choose. Stop bitching about it and start doing something about it. You can do it this very moment.

Posted by: Auntie Dan at October 4, 2008 6:14 AM

Auntie Dan, Thanks for the motherly advice. I knew if I couldn't count on my drunken mother, I could always count on Auntie Dan. I was considering whether to respond or not, but I just thought I'd write a little note purely for the sake of a greater good; or maybe because of my horrible ennui! All of the few times I have written something and had it published; I get at least one angry response. And nine times out of ten it always come across as if the person writing it is talking to someone else. This time is no different. I never talked about boredom or wasting life in my article. I did say that my peers were doing "surprisingly little" after graduating from college. But I didn't mean planting trees or volunteering in a soup kitchen (they actually DO those things), I suppose I was talking more about doing something more WORLD CHANGING, i.e. artistic movements, venturing into politics, etc. But we're young, I get that. We still have plenty of time and that was the purpose of the rant at the end. We're not apathetic, we're not lazy, we're not cynical. We're just biding our time until we can affect real change in our society. I'm not saying this is any different than any other generation, or that I thought of something special. But I'm saying that we are different and special because we see the value of admitting to ignorance. Meaning that we can all find common ground and ask important questions and work on finding important answers (see: Where are we heading as a society? What laws do we really need? Who really should be in power? And how much power should they have? How do we defeat this motherfucking corporations?). . . instead of just butting heads all day long thinking "my side is right, and you're side is wrong." There's more intelligence in our generation than sheer numbers and brute force. We are doing everything BUT wasting our time and being bored. I was actually trying to counter that image that seems to be developed about us. We haven't done much yet. . . . but wait. You see? Now I think you need to go to all those people you've been judging for being lazy and apologize. But really. . . the next time you criticize something I suggest citing specific examples. Quoting the article is always good. And try to stay on topic a little more. Critics have it harder than the original writers because they are trying to debunk something and not just offering up an idea. You have to be more concise, quicker to the point. Try to think of what people might respond and put the answer to that in your critique. I mean I could have really torn apart the article I wrote. But in the hands of Auntie Dan, everything comes out all angry, like you're just yelling at your stoner little brother who can't find a job and who is whining about how he's wasting his life. But that's not me, that's not the article.

Posted by: Andrew Young at October 4, 2008 6:15 AM




 

 

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